Left Handed toons today has giraffes in it, because they are awesome. Who farted?

When watching a DVD, the finder in OSX turns off the ability to take a screen shot. You can get around this by opening Terminal, and typing in the following:

[code]screencapture -i ~/Desktop/screenshot.png[/code]

Terminal is located here:

[code]Applications -> Utilities -> Terminal[/code]

This will put screenshot.png on your desktop.

so we put a beer in yo beer so you can drink while you drink

so we put a clock in yo clock so you can tell time while you tell time

check out lolzibit while you're at it

This past week, if you follow me(@haveboard), @karalafleur, @cardiacdisaster, or @giraffes, you were well aware of the castle storming that went down this past week. We hit up Time (old Ludwigs), Indy Hall, and Alex HIllman's place, getting rowdy on a weeknight. It was a good time!

And I'll just let that image speak for itself.

haveboard: can you tweak some things in teh style sheet

haveboard: sidebar menu is not tight enough

haveboard: inputs need widening

Ferry: That's what she said.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/BoMKgHgp_SI[/yt]

This is too awesome not to repost. I found it on Luke's Flickr Page. I want one!

I've got my niece Teagan started early.

Come out and party to benefit Paine's Park!

Saturday, June 28 from 9pm to 1am in South Philadelphia at Urban Outfitters' private space in the Naval Yard. This space is beautiful, complete with old industrial memorabilia and koi ponds. Event features free food and beer, a professional skateboard demo set up by Nocturnal skateshop, art for show / sale, great performers, and a slew of other entertainment. For more information, including artists and performers and a map, click here: www.painesparkproject.org/painesworld/index.html

There will be free buses running loops specifically for the party, check the link above for the stops.

If you want to get tickets online, get there through the link above. If you want to buy in person ($2 cheaper), they are on sale at Urban Outfitters stores (University City & Walnut Street locations).

A lot of us have been working hard to get this event together, so come out and have some fun for a good cause!

This guy is the ultimate soccer ninja.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/thOdWgS2B4s[/yt]

For those of you who didn't know, the New Testament is the sequel and we all know that sequels are never quite as good as the original.

Came across this absurd/hilarious sketch from a message board I loiter on. Starts off a little slow but gets excellent, quickly.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/_32x6uZR95o[/yt]

I just watched this Colbert clip On giraffes being kosher and cannot believe he would advocate the eating of the worlds most wonderful creature. Shame on you Steven Colbert.

I've recently been playing around with MAMP and setting up all the sites I work on locally. I also wanted to test htaccess modrewrite (post on this to come) but am not ready to pony up for MAMP Pro at this time for the easy Virtual Host support. I accomplished this with the help of Eli Horne and he had the same idea about writing it up (which coincidentally went up soon after I posted a tweet about prepping this post). Eli's post is pretty straight forward for the tech savvy, but I wanted something simpler but also more obvious of how to set up multiple local development sites, which results in lots of screen shots and a much longer post. I feel the two posts compliment each other.

As Eli stated, the instructions may vary, given your particular setup. I'm running 10.4.11 on an Intel Mac.

Maybe I went overboard. Maybe someone will find it more helpful since they may not be comfortable using Terminal. Anyway, on to the step by step.

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Ferry (aka mikehimself) hasn't been feeling well, and he may be the first ever to Tweet Out of Work.

I do not intend to start a Browser War, or a Mac vs. PC crusade, but I was amazed when I discovered how deep in IE's menu's to disable javascript.

Tools->Internet Options->Security Tab->Internet->Custom Level->Scripting->Active Scripting->Disable

They don't even use the word Javascript, which makes it extra difficult to find, in my opinion. Google lead me to this site to explain it.

This photo showcases everything I love about Photoshop...

FERRY: Man, wtf, all of Facebook's "you may also know..." are my friends' hot younger sisters. I ain't trying to catch an ass kicking, but FB ain't making it any easier.

ME: http://mashable.com/2008/05/20/facebook-traffic-decline/

ME: OLD

ME: fb OLD

FERRY: So gimme a better site to hookup with friends of friends.

ME: real life dude

ME: try it sometime

FERRY: That only works in limited capacity.

FERRY: And the documentation sucks.

ME: hahhahahahaa

Over the weekend, I started to look into Disqus.com, which is a commenting system for sites which supports openID. Unfortunately I have yet to be able to sign up with them as I do not want to create yet another new account with a service. They support multiple openID providers, such as wordress.com, which I already have an account for. This should be easy, right?

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ZOMG I know what I'm going to do this weekend!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/e5QveX3-1O8[/yt]

Portal is too much fun!

ORLY should totally be an official word for scrabble. I'm going to start LOLScrabble.

"Are you lonely? Tired of working on your own? Do you hate making decisions?"

Find other awesome shit from bullshit.tumblr

"you twitting shit!"

Twitting shit, the new talking shit. Get with it!

"Granted they don't actually rape anyone..."

In regards to Justice Stress.

I was cleaning up screen shots on my desktop and came across this misinterpreted chat between Mark and Myself. Too funny not to share:

Mark: "man i was at some dudes house from 7-11 last night removing viruses from his computer"

Haveboard: friending 7-11 heads for their Bawls, are you?

How many credits do you think that's worth?

http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html

"I always forget normal people don't know wtf != means."

SWING BATTA!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/Zi8nzTjJXOI[/yt]

The Titty Kitty! Firefox is cutting edge!

Ben Stein's new movie asks some interesting questions.... I am eager to watch his exciting new film.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/xGCxbhGaVfE[/yt]

And there was much rejoicing.

http://www.demonoid.com

A World War II era German sea mine recently washed ashore in Bridgwater Bay, Somerset, UK. In the interest of safety and awesomeness, authorities detonated the mine in a controlled explosion. Props to the Daily Mail for the rad story and accompanying photo.

Eric: "Put that on your blog and smoke it!"

I like to overwrite index files on my weekends.

You were my favorite AIR app for keeping up with twitter. Why did you leave me. Why did you stop working? Was it something I said? I really hope we can work this out. We've had some good times together and I'd just like to have that back again.

I thought you'd never turn around and desert me?

So in my database class I came up with two functions for inserting and updating. They are both smaller and save me a bunch of query typing that I used to do.

The functions:

[php]

// Function for inserting

function insert($table, $values) {

$query = "INSERT INTO ".$table." (" . implode(', ' , array_keys($values)) . ") VALUES (" . implode(', ' , array_values($values)) . ");";

return mysql_query($query, $this->link);

}

// Function for updating

function update($table, $values, $id) {

$updates = "";

$num = count($array);

$count = 0;

foreach($values AS $key => $value) {

$count++;

if($count == $num ) {

$updates .= $key." = ".$value." ";

} else {

$updates .= $key." = ".$value.", ";

}

}

$query = "UPDATE ".$table." SET ".$updates." WHERE id = $id;";

return mysql_query($query, $this->link);

}

[/php]

Here is how you would use them:

[php]

//The array is set up as 'db_field_name' => 'value to insert'

$values = array(

"title" => "'".$title."'",

"pagename" => "'".$page."'",

"increment" => "'".$increment."'"

);

$db->insert("db_table_here", $values);

//For updating you do the same array and use this $db value

$db->update("db_table_here", $values, $id);

[/php]

It's pretty simple and works pretty well for me, hope someone finds a use for it.

I've recently finished the newest Dresden Files and it is in my opinion the most intense book so far. Ferry would probably disagree, but Small Favor is my favorite so far with Dead Beat in a close second.

Today when I got to work and opened popurls I saw a headline that said something along the lines of "How 'Slaughterhouse Five' was born." So I clicked the link and started reading the story, and it explains how Kurt Vonnegut was taken as a POW during WWII during the firebombing of Dresden. Obviously the name Dresden caught my nerds eye and I told Ferry about the article. After a couple of minutes he messaged me with the reference of "Dresden" and "Fire", is it a coincidence that Harry Dresdens magic of choice is fire? I think not! Now, I've I don't remember hearing of "fireboming of Dresden, Germany" in school, but grade school and high school is a long time, I probably don't remember a lot of things that I heard or learned during those years so it's no surprise that I didn't put two and two together until today.

I don't want to post any spoilers in case anyone who frequents this site reads the books and haven't had a chance to finish the book yet. But if you've read any of the other books you know that Butcher leaves each book pretty much wrapped up and nothing is left hanging. This book isn't much different in that aspect except that this book makes you speculate on what is going to happen to a few of the characters(other than Harry) in the next book.

There is a lot of action in this book, from the very first chapter until the end it's non-stop awesomeness. If you're a sci-fi fan and I would highliy recommend this series.

Butcher is also writing a novella set in the Dresden universe that you can read about here.

Japanese master architects Kiyonobu Nakagame recently updated their website, which includes a series of stunning photos of House in Sendai-Kasumi. It's essentially a black slab of a building with a jagged roof and lots of sharp angles.

The rest of the firm's work is well worth checking out, if you're a sucker for ultra-modern industrial design as much as I am.

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From my observation of the photos in this post, Pierce Brosnan is slowly transforming into the Burger King.

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Little dude doesn't seem to like cats on his lawn. And he's an unstoppable enforcer of his rules.

whoever is behind this photograph, and marry them.

This is really funny. I am a little embarrassed to admit that I watched the entire thing.

Props.

Ferry: I don't think I could ever date someone so clueless about the internet.

Ferry: YES, I SAID IT.

Ferry: The internet and Ferry. We're a package deal.

Guess who's recently developed an allergy to peanuts.

It would seem that man's long time undisputed reign over the world of art and design is coming to an end, as (at least one) elephant is able to produce a self-portrait of itself using a brush and ink/paint.

Pretty soon we'll have prairie dogs who can crop and adjust photos and hippos who can program databases. Start getting those resumes in order.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/_LHoyB81LnE[/yt]

'nough said

Nice to see our fellow long-necked brethren are making things happen in the world.

Photoshop Disasters is an awesome website showcasing truly awful piece of Photoshop work with clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching.

A lot of the mistakes made me laugh out loud. And these are the people making the big bucks?!?!

In a complete feel-good story, NPR reports an incident in which a 31-year-old NY man takes pity on his would-be mugger, gives him his coat, and buys him dinner.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, "Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you're going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm."

Read the full story.

The Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) is back with another marketing rap. This time he describes how web standards and proper design can affect the ranking and conversion of pages on your site.

There's nothing I can possibly add that would be of any value. Behold the glory of the below video.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/a0qMe7Z3EYg[/yt]

Mark was so beat from ~14mile bike ride that he got to TMoms, and somehow thought he was going to eat 20 perogies.

He only finished 13. Zero Points.

Puzzles is survived by by her two herd mates named Stella and Twigga. You can visit them here.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/jwMj3PJDxuo[/yt]

http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com

Over 200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Station in New York. This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City.

I think the name of this says everything and I am not going to even bother posting my opinion. I will say this though, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/fUeoem1gR3s[/yt]

The gang over at Gyro recently gave Steven Stein an overhaul to his website. The design didn't change much, but it is now way more Search Engine Friendly from a web perspective, and functionally more user friendly from a CMS perspective.

Steinski is a great dude, and I'm really happy to have met him, and have the opportunity to work with him. Check his site out, and if you still can't figure out who he is or what he is up to or why he is awesome, visit google, and search yourself a clue.

Having just watched a particularly disturbing news clip (be glad I'm not linking to it) on YouTube, I needed something super adorable to rinse out my brain a bit. Keeping with Mark's red panda post from a few days ago, I guess I don't really need an excuse to post this excellent video of an adorable welsh corgi puppy. Enjoy!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/bebLZfd1Ulc[/yt]

"it was working earlier"

If you didn't know, the internetisseriousbusiness.com. If you don't know what it is to be Rick Rolled, you probably just found out.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/Jkjv9WbrxHQ[/yt]

(details)

In case you need some back story, there is even a Pop-Up Video for .

[yt]http://youtube.com/v/ZOU8GIRUd_g[/yt]

Thanks to jennlukas.com for the pop-up video link.

Boston Dynamics are still hard at work on BigDog, the robot with four legs that somewhat resembles an evil robotic canine overlord.

Video of BigDog made its rounds on these internets a few months ago, but this new vid shows off some really incredible advances in the project. It's now able to navigate snow-covered hills, ice patches, and takes a kick like a champ.

I'd suggesting turning off the sound in this video and possibly play some dance music as BigDog's constant humming gets a little creepy.

BigDog on YouTube

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/W1czBcnX1Ww[/yt]

This Guy is REALLY enjoying this sandwich.

He win's breakfast, lunch AND dinner!

Youtube Link!

Depression hits losers hardest. That, plus neck-belts, Cockpuncher, and all indoor smoking limited to 1 room in Iowa--all part of The Onion's upcoming movie, aptly titled... The Onion Movie!

I just returned from a long weekend in Austin, TX, attending the Film & Interactive portion of South By Southwest. My brother had a short film playing, so I was able to score a pass for free. Overall, the trip was several levels of awesome!

Highlights include:

- The Midnight Shorts block that my brother's film, Knock Knock was a part of

- I Can Has Cheezburger web panel

- Lots of really cute blonde girls with southern accents

- Awesome parties

- Open bars

- The Finnegan Shuffle

Here's a few of short films that played in the same block as Knock Knock (which is also embedded below):

Knock Knock

Mano-A-Mano (Warning: Wear headphones if watching this one at work)

Spider

And just found out yesterday.

This made me smile.

The Red Panda or Lesser Panda, Ailurus fulgens ("shining cat"), is a mostly herbivorous mammal, specialized as a bamboo feeder. For those of you unfamiliar with my cute and cuddly friend here, the Red Panda is the cutest animal in existence and you may try and dispute this claim but you will fail in your quest.

On my Mac at work I have set my desktop background on both of my monitors to the above image. When I use the F11 key to hide all windows I get the urge to hug my monitor. Call me weird but I almost did it. Besides the giraffe, the red panda just may be the next best animal in the world.

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There's nothing I can say to describe the sheer awesomeness that is Metal Dog.

is the pain I put on fools, who don't know what time it is!

Yes, I know this commercial is like 4 years old but I don't even care because it's still hilarious.

Taken from green.yahoo.com. The Vatican has been telling "the faithful" to beware of new sins. Granted that a few of these "new sins" are just plain old common sense and moral things that humans should not do. For example: do not pollute the Earth. Well, no shit.

Other sins at msnbc.com are things such as drugs, which "weaken the mind and obscure intelligence," and also pedophilia(which in my opinion the Church should be following that rule themselves AMIRITE?)

All of these "new sins" are just shit that should be common sense to any individual with an IQ over 15. Down with organized religion!

SXSW technically hasn't even started, yet Twitter is already feeling the affects effects.

Really, America?

After 8 years with George W. Bush and his approval rating at an abysmal 19%, do you really want DC politics as usual for the next administration? Hillary Clinton has been launching a Rove-style fear campaign against Obama, right out of the Republican handbook and you're all lining up to get fucked again. wtf?!

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There's a new Cool Guy in town.

So when I got back from lunch I checked popurls and I found this little gem r2d2 computer case.

This case is awesome and I want one. I hope this case has built in audio that makes the chirps and beeps like r2, I don't know what for but it should be there. Someone needs to make a C3PO version too.

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We love you! (no homo)

Did you ever have that one computer illiterate friend that is always asking you "How do you do this?" or "How do you do that?" with their computer.

Ever bang your head off of your keyboard trying to explain how to do whatever it is you are asking?

Try Jing, and easily record, upload and share a little video of exactly what you are doing on your computer, to help explain to the computer illiterate, how to use their computer.

Watch the video about it at JingProject.com if you still have questions.

(Good find, Ferry!)

The Onion has once again struck a chord in articulating something I've been noticing more and more, as of late, but have been unable to explain very well. Namely, the outlook that far too many people seem to hold--that anything outside their direct sphere of knowledge is not even worth their attention.

A snippet:

Maybe my standards are too high, but if you like any of the hundreds upon hundreds of things that are too multifaceted for my attention span, you should have your head examined, weirdo.

Check out the whole article.

In this YouTube clip, our faceless instructor will show you on how to turn a normal ball of cotton & string into a fireball that's cool enough at the base, to hold in the palm of your hand. So play with your balls and impress your friends... just don't burn down your house.

Bigger the better.

The following code will give you an XHTML validating directory listing with icons for filenames that are easily customizable and easy to add more file types. You just need to come up with your own icons. An example can be found here and the full source code can be found here.

First, in the body of your XHTML document declare some variables and then read the files from the directory in which this file is in. Also I am going to declare a function in this file for the tutorial. Just to make it easier to show, I would recommend putting it in a functions file and then including it into this file.

Note: To have this come up automatically just name this file index.php and put it in whichever directory you want.

[php]

/*This file takes the filesize of something and converts it into something a little more readable*/

function have_filesize($num) {

$size = $bytes / 1024;

if($size < 1024) {

$size = number_format($size, 2);

$size .= ' KB';

} else {

if($size / 1024 < 1024) {

$size = number_format($size / 1024, 2);

$size .= ' MB';

} else if ($size / 1024 / 1024 < 1024) {

$size = number_format($size / 1024 / 1024, 2);

$size .= ' GB';

}

}

return $size;

}

$cellcolor2 = "alt"; //Declare alternate list item class

$dir = ".";

$open = opendir ($dir); //Open current directory

[/php]

Next you have to loop through all of the files in the directory and to do that you simply do this.

Inside of that while loop is where all of the magic happens

[php]

while ($Files = readdir ($Open)) {

$Filename = "$Dir/" . $Files;

$Type = filetype ("$Filename");

if ($Files == '..'|| $Files == '.' || $Files == 'index.php') {

continue;

} else {

//If the file is a directory, list it out with a folder icon

if (is_dir ($Filename)) {

$Name = "".$Files."";

$Size = "Directory"; //Set Size column to "Directory"

} else {

//This grabs whatever is after the last . in the filename. This is good for files that have multiple periods in it's name

$last = substr(strrchr($Files, "."), 1);

//Create a list of file types to associate with icons

$types = array("jpg", "jpeg", "gif", "png", "php", "mp3", "zip", "psd", "pdf");

//If the filetype of the file in the directory matches one in the types array above then set an icon for it

if(in_array($last, $types)) {

switch($last) {

case "jpg":

case "jpeg":

case "gif":

case "pdf":

case "png": $image = "/i/image.png"; break;

case "psd": $image = "/i/psd.png"; break;

case "php": $image = "/i/php.png"; break;

case "mp3": $image = "/i/mp3.png"; break;

case "zip": $image = "/i/zip.png"; break;

default: $image = "/i/default.png"; break;

}

} else {

//Set a default icon for the filetype

$image = "/i/default.png";

}

//Create the link to the file with the icon

$Name = "".$Files."";

//Set the filesize of the file

$filesize = filesize ($Filename);

//Create friendly filesize

$Size = have_filesize($filesize);

}

}

//Set name, size and type arrays

$FileArray[] = $Name;

$SizeArray[] = $Size;

$TypeArray[] = $Type;

}

//Close directory

closedir ($Open);

[/php]

Lastly this is where the sorting is handled and everything gets printed out.

[php]

// Define the two ways to sort the directory contents

$Sort = $_GET['sort'];

switch ($Sort) {

case "SortByLow":

array_multisort ($SizeArray, SORT_ASC, $FileArray);

$sorting = "?sort=SortByHigh";

break;

case "SortByHigh":

array_multisort ($SizeArray, SORT_DESC, $FileArray);

$sorting = "?sort=SortByLow";

break;

default:

array_multisort ($TypeArray, $FileArray, $SizeArray);

$sorting = "?sort=SortByLow";

break;

}

$cl = "";

// Print out the contents of the directory

echo "

n";

echo "

• SizeFilename
n";

for ($n = 0; $n < count($FileArray); $n++) {

//This is used to place a class in every other list item for a different colored background

if($num = is_float($n/2)) {

$cl = " class="$cellcolor2"";

} else { $cl=""; }

if($SizeArray[$n] == "directory") {

echo ("$SizeArray[$n]$FileArray[$n]n");

} else {

echo ("$SizeArray[$n] kb$FileArray[$n]n");

}

}

echo "

[/php]

Fun fact: the average person eats 8 of these little buggers a year, in their sleep.

XTML is going to be really big this year, I just KNOW IT!

Way to go E-Junkie for staying on the forefront of technology!

"what is google analytics?"

google.com/analytics/

GAS-Air

"I kinda can't stand Georgia when bold." - Mike Ferry

(sits back and waits for the Quotes by Finn topic is started)

the sheer awesomeness that is the above photo.

The Florida Marlins want you. That is, so long as you're fat and have no problem dancing around for the amusement of others.

From the Yahoo! News story:

MIAMI - The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men. The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday.

Now before you make your trek down to the sunshine state to take part in your life's one true calling, it should be noted that these sea cows won't be getting paid anything like their real cheerleaders are; payment will be in free access to games (and I imagine copious amounts of beer).

Terrible puns aside, I don't have any sort of backstory for this video but wtf is going on in Asia that they have toilet themed restaurants?! Props to my boy Nick for this find.

the terrorists win.

"I'm too broke to go clubbing"

I think I'm going to scan my IM window at the end of every day for these kind of gems!

"It's not as good when you're not angry."

I've been getting a lot of dental work done recently. If it isn't already too late, I recommend you consider taking care of your teeth as best as humanly possible. Visiting the dentist once a month for half a year is no fun.

My most recent dental visit consisted of a root canal. Wasn't nearly as bad as I expected, aside from the multiple Novocain shots through the roof of my mouth.

Also, "A little pressure", is really the equivalent of "It's gonna feel like I'm tickling your soul". Not the funny, ha ha kind of tickle, but rather the uncomfortable tickling that hurts and you feel like you are going to die.

Now I have to wait for my insurance to approve the crown to finish off the procedure, and that might take a few weeks, so I'm stuck with this shitty temporary filling.

All this leads me to bring you the brilliant words of the late, great, Mitch Hedberg.

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Good ol' Donnie is back with another "You suck at Photoshop" video. This one he shows you how to make your boss look fat and worthless using the liquefy tool. Enjoy.

You can check out older videos here and here.

One of my favorite subjects in high school was physics, it still is one of my favorite things to read about on the news. A guy named Emil Ernerfeldt over in Sweden created this program called Phun where you can literally create objects and toys on the fly and have them interact with each other. This is probably one of the coolest things I've seen in a while and it was created as a class project at university.

Check out the youtube video:

"it didnt work for me so that means you can't do it"

I have been patiently awaiting the release of this game since it was first announced at E3 2005. After many delays, Maxis and EA have finally set the release date on Sept. 7, 2008.

Spore is a god game under development by Maxis and designed by Will Wright (the creator of the sims) that allows a player to control the evolution of a species from its beginnings as a multicellular organism, through development as a sapient and social land-walking creature, to levels of interstellar exploration as a spacefaring culture. The game has drawn wide attention for its massive scope, and its use of open-ended gameplay and procedural generation.

Take a look for yourself!

Peter Callesen does some insane sculpture/craft projects using cut paper and a whole lot of patience. Everything from skeletal hands to wedding dresses. Just take a look at some of the pictures below or check them all out on his website.

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[php]/*

@sources = code to highlight;

@classes = boolean for using classes instead of inline styles

*/

function php_highlight($source, $classes = false)

{

if (version_compare( phpversion(), "5.0.0", "<")) return "PHP 5 required";

$r1 = $r2 = '##';

if ( strpos($source,' ?>') === false )

{

$source = "";

$r1 = '#

$r2 = '#?>#s';

}

elseif (strpos($source,'

{

$r1 = '--';

$source = str_replace('

}

$source = str_replace("&", "&", $source);

$source = highlight_string($source,true);

if ($r1 =='--') $source = preg_replace('#(

$source = preg_replace (array ( '/.*s*/',

'#s*#', //